1. Last day of the 99-cent Loophole sale on Amazon! https://www.amazon.com/Loophole-Alex-Hugie/dp/1685133266/
2. Happy birthday to me! Farewell, young adulthood. Now I am simply a man-child.
3. Speaking of which, here’s The Hoppin’ Eyeball book 5 😉
Continue reading “The Hoppin’ Eyeball 5”The Hoppin’ Eyeball 4 is here! (Book 4 out of 5)
That darn eyeball is getting brutal.
Continue reading “The Hoppin’ Eyeball 4”Here is the anticipated sequel to The Hoppin’ Eyeball. Most of these were written in a back corner of a first-grade classroom, after Billy and I had raced through a school assignment so we could work on our next masterpiece. 🙂
Continue reading “The Hoppin’ Eyeball 2”Today I have a real treat for you. From the ancient archives of seven-year-old Alex’s past, I present the first story I ever wrote: The Hoppin’ Eyeball.
Continue reading “The Hoppin’ Eyeball”Do you ever feel like you’re being watched?
I do. Every minute of every hour of every day.
My name is Chase Walker. I like running, jumping, saving the world, and pizza. And I have a big problem. Well, okay, two big problems.
Continue reading “Because the Plot Demands It”When it comes to winning political debates—particularly on the internet—there’s no better way to assert your rhetorical dominance than to open by grouping your opponents into one homogenous bubble.
Continue reading “7 Ways to Produce a Totally Invincible Political Argument”
You know, a lot of people don’t seem to realize that the word “fantastic” isn’t always a compliment.
I was gamboling through Moscow when my purple hippopotamus toaster erupted on the waffle bananas.
Continue reading “The Dream”It is a little known fact that the Inferno was not Dante’s first adventure. Before he met Virgil in the dark woods, he chanced upon another hierarchy—one that has remained a secret until now.
Continue reading “The 9 Circles of Stupidity”
The Commonplace Notebook 