Dictionary of Deplorable Idioms

Play the Devil’s Advocate

A figure of speech which means to play the role of the opposing, usually less popular side of an argument. Has little or nothing to do with the actual devil, unless of course one is literally defending Lucifer in a court of law or at least championing some of Satan’s seditious philosophies. One might properly call himself the devil’s advocate if, for example, he publishes a treatise on the merits of eating, drinking, and being merry—on the rhetorical basis that since we will die on the morrow, no degree of salvific action is worth exerting. (I once had a colleague at Oxford who attempted this very feat—and with remarkable success.)

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7 Ways to Produce a Totally Invincible Political Argument

1. Always Generalize

When it comes to winning political debates—particularly on the internet—there’s no better way to assert your rhetorical dominance than to open by grouping your opponents into one homogenous bubble.

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Why the Book of Mormon Has Been Changed Thousands of Times

Last night I finished reading an 1830-edition Book of Mormon, the very first printed script of the book.

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The 9 Circles of Stupidity

It is a little known fact that the Inferno was not Dante’s first adventure. Before he met Virgil in the dark woods, he chanced upon another hierarchy—one that has remained a secret until now.

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